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Quite possibly the best movie of all time.
George Bush: Did you hear Snakes on a Plane won 10 oscars?
Samuel L. Jackson: Yes I mother-fucking did!
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An idiom which states an increasing amount of danger or tension, similar to "the shit's hitting the fan" only much more terrible and apocalyptic. The phrase is partly ironic, as if to exaggerate the rather mild (though hilarious) premise of the "Snakes on a Plane" movie starring Samuel L Jackson, which has snakes on a plane.
"How bad was the motorway pile-up?" "Let me tell you, it was like snakes on a plane down there."
"How's your relationship with Chloe going?" "It's getting close to being like snakes on a plane man, seriously." "Damn, dude."
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The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind. Ryan Carlson has the largest species known to mankind.
I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!
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The only unattractive sister out of a large group of sisters. It is as if sexual attractiveness is a roll of dice and the unattractive sister was unfortunate enough to role two ones, hence the "Snake Eyes."
1. Shit, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are so hot. Khloe is definitely the snake eyes of that litter.
2. Tyrone could have banged any one of Jerome's hot sisters, but he was so drunk he ended up with the snake eyes.
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A toilet full of long thin turds.
"duuuuude, I just made the biggest basket of snakes!"
"I'm sick of these mutha fuckin' snakes in this mutha fuckin' basket!!!" - Samuel L. Jackson.
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When your having a really terrible day and to relieve the stress you vigorously masturbate. But while doing so, you accidentally downstroke so hard you effectively punch yourself in the balls.
Ive had the WORST day! Not only did work suck, but i gave myself snake eyes when i got home!!
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A Snake charmer girl who gets your dick hard by play music and giving you a blowjob.
guy1 "dude it was awesome she turned up the radio and madeout with my floppy dick until it got hard as rock and cummed in her face"
guy2 "cool man"
guy1 "She was a real Snake charmer."
A Snake charmer is cool.
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