The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...
... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)
5) Relationship (R)
...and dependent on the combination of variables where:
B = H+ F where H or F can come first
(F + D) > or = H
The spectrum of variables:
F -- B -- H -- D -- R
The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!
Someone that gobbles wangs excessively; typically used more frequently around thanksgiving time
Man, Conn sure is being a Wang Gobbler this Thanksgiving
When a woman presses her breast together in a way you make love to the armpits
She let me do the chicken wang yesterday
A penis that is abnormally large and spherical like a cannonball or small beachball
Look at that dude by the garbage can! Talk about a case of cannonball wang.
Something that reeks of poor organization, not well thought out and creating a lot of effort for other people.
This meeting was totally wang chang. I think the manager just wanted to hear his own voice bouncing off the walls.
What you scream when you throw shovels at people. Usually exclaimed
"WANG CHANG"
CRAP you hit me with a shovel!!!