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This is the day where you can turn anyone named Lizard into a Flareon from Pokémon with no permission.
"Okay Lizard, it's National turn Lizard into a Flareon day! Hold still so I can prepare the cool spell that turns you into a Flareon because I want to!"
when black women dont like big black pp its to big tyrone im gonna take the kids and bust
i took a porn hub pill then my pp shrunk to the size of a penne so my ROBLOX gf said i don't like your pp pics and then she recorded a porn hub vidow with another girl so thats the story of how i turned my 5 year old ROBLOX gf gay (im 50 so i turning 5 year old turning girls gay)
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When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going
Me “just going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”
Him “ where’s mike?
Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “
When a motorist wants to make a turn at an intersection, and is in the farthest opposite lane from the direction she needs to turn, and so cuts across 5 lanes of traffic to do so. The name comes from Northern Virginia, where drivers frequently make this sort of maneuver due to talking on the phone or applying makeup.
Today's commute sucked, I had to wait through two extra cycles of the light because some woman pulled a Nova turn and made everyone miss the light
When a sharp and unexpected change is made in an action.
“ He’ll turn on a nickel and give you some change.”
A phrase used when something “too real” is said. The person using it wants the other person to stop being so accurate in their statements, thus they want them to “turn the radio down”
“Dude, why do you always go for toxic girls?”
“Bro, turn the radio down.”
A derogatory name for a prison officer (screw, kanga etc) used by inmates in U.K Jails and prisons (predominantly used in Scotland)
Meant to imply they are nothing more than key turners, since they spend many hours unlocking and locking cell doors.
Turn-key, can I get a cup of water?
“Stash that the turn-keys just came round the corner”