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Wang-Baatar Theory

The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...

... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)

5) Relationship (R)

...and dependent on the combination of variables where:

B = H+ F where H or F can come first

(F + D) > or = H

The spectrum of variables:

F -- B -- H -- D -- R

The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!

by moon&gwangster September 10, 2020


Wang gobbler

Someone that gobbles wangs excessively; typically used more frequently around thanksgiving time

Man, Conn sure is being a Wang Gobbler this Thanksgiving

by Wangster78910 November 17, 2017


chicken wang

When a woman presses her breast together in a way you make love to the armpits

She let me do the chicken wang yesterday

by Thawildguy October 10, 2022


cannonball wang

A penis that is abnormally large and spherical like a cannonball or small beachball

Look at that dude by the garbage can! Talk about a case of cannonball wang.

by OhNoSecrets September 29, 2010


wang-language

speaking with cursing

that lil nucca bitch stole my babe that punk ass wangsta

by Anonymous July 23, 2003


wang chang

Something that reeks of poor organization, not well thought out and creating a lot of effort for other people.

This meeting was totally wang chang. I think the manager just wanted to hear his own voice bouncing off the walls.

by Ya Ke May 10, 2024


WANG CHANG

What you scream when you throw shovels at people. Usually exclaimed

"WANG CHANG"
CRAP you hit me with a shovel!!!

by ahhesfine June 30, 2011