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Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.
Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"
When ur ass disappears after sex and u run down the street yelling "I'm a ghost ghost ghost" like Redman from How High
Man, I had to Ghost Sex that bitch last night
When a man let his girlfriend/Wife have sexual intercourse with another man cause it pleases them both his mind mentally and hers sexually.
I let my girlfriend/ Wife have a good time with someone last night she text me about it later all the details watched sex.
the best thing that can happen to you OIIOIIOOIOIOIIOOI he will scream as he is very pleased. He is an aussie, and he will have a boomerang on him.
Oh dang, i just had sex with gabe, i swear he did so many OIOOOIIOOIIOIOOIOIOOIOOIIO
Plain and simple to describe really...you ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
“Old People Sex is the best. You literally can’t take yourselves off of them!”
in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."
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Sex with a tenant with no romantic connotations.
What?! No, she wasn’t my girlfriend. It was just tenant sex!