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Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.

Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"

by Kbaezmaster1 March 21, 2021


Pizza Roll Hot

It’s fucking hot, fresh outta the microwave, and when you put it in your mouth it’s roughly the temperature of the sun

bro these shits are pizza roll hot

by Mikefrombestbuy June 21, 2020


Hot fisherman

A hot guy, usually holding a fish

Did you see that fish? That’s one hot fisherman!

by itisnoti December 12, 2022


Hot Carol

A 'Hot Carol' is the act of putting seran over the face and having a woman urinate on to it. If she can urinate with enough force to pierce the wrap, extra points are awarded and Carol will take the lucky lady out for fireball and Tabasco shots at the Colonie Lounge. Video evidence required.

She gave me the best Hot Carol in Buffalo! Straight through the plastic wrap to my uvula.

by Earthy Butt Berry September 9, 2022


The Australian Hot Dog

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.

Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"

by Yunita537 March 12, 2020


Hot Tubbing

verb: The act of peeing in the pool or some other body of water

Mikayla: "Hey why is the water so warm"
John: "I was hot tubbing it."
Mikayla: "Ewwww"

by WaterWarmer34 September 8, 2021


Hot blossom

Digital vaginal penetration using a capcasin based sauce as a personal lubricant

Carl invited Debbie over for a little kimchi and chill, which ultimately ended in a hot blossom.

by McFlyman December 12, 2017