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Housewife syndrome

The state of desperation and depression built up when small uncotrollable unpredictable details go to shit, disappointing therefore the expectations of the affected individual.

- “ I really wanted us to wear matching t-shirts and lipsync to my instagram story, i’m gonna kill myself now…”
-“ Relax babe u just have housewife syndrome

by whatupdocc January 11, 2025


Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

by Obama Phone April 28, 2023


Akaito Syndrome

A phenomenon where there is a lack/shortage of male characters with specific personality traits to the point where fans would have to take an existing character and warp his personality to fit their narrative

Alternate Universes where Luka betrays the heroes are an example of Akaito Syndrome as there isn't a male teenage villain in miraculous ladybug, despite having two teen girl villains

by kuu-asaur December 13, 2024


Black Nigga Ball syndrome

The cancer of being diagnosed with extremely black nuts of a black man

Ben: Hey bill I got sad news.
Bill:What happened?
Ben: I been diagnosed with black nigga ball syndrome
Bill: bitch what?

by black nigga ball syndrome August 20, 2022


Leo syndrome

Leo syndrome is a serious condition where your penis gets so small it goes inside you and then your rectum explodes

And Kristy gets shot in the head by a meatball

Luke: my FUCKING DICK IS SO SMALL

Mia: I know you have leo syndrome

by Big big Dave March 30, 2019


Kaia Syndrome

The situation and condition in which where, when learning a foriegn language, you start to slowly get worse at your first language.

"so i has been learning german recently..."

"Uh, dude, don't you mean 'I *have* been?"

"Oh, oops, you're right. Sorry, I've been suffering from Kaia Syndrome"

by Robinhayaka April 28, 2021


Liars syndrome

Someone who doesn't speak truth someone who lies for so long that their lies seem real to them.

OMG Sam chats so much lies that I swear she has liars syndrome.

by Themegamemesdealer April 6, 2022