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Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".
On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."
Someone who plays around with your dick but doesn't take it any further
You're such a cock womble, goddamn girl.
Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.
You know that Jason, he is always going on about how good he is at poker, what a cock womble.
Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.
I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.
A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example
That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble
A mothafucka who basically gets turned on by sugar. Constantly eats junk food and makes at least one 7-11 run every damn day.
Joseph: yooooo bro you tryna head to sev for some slurpees?
Dan: mothafucka we got slurpees yesterday. You one fat ass sugar cock
The defined tube-like line in-between your balls and the tip when the cock is aroused. For a more informative statement, simply say "stem of the cock".
"Did you hear about Joe's cock stem? Heard it was massive, man!"
"I whacked the stem of my cock on the counter yesterday. Hurt like a bitch!"