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A last name of Gaelic origin; having, despite common misconception, nothing to do with beans or brewed beverages, though often explained to strangers as being "like the drink, only spelled different."
Telemarketer: "Good evening; may I speak with a Mr.....um, koh-FAY?"
Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different."
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Coffey - a surname given to your everyday homeslice. Calm, reliable and relatable, Coffey's never pull above a 4.
Coffey! My homeslice you pulled another 3!
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Family of drunken morons. Think they know everything but thats so not true...very selfish
those Coffey boys are the biggest jerks i have ever met in my life.
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aka a flid (meaning retarded or spastic) talks about stuff that doesn't make sense
Coffey kicked a pigeon and said im Hench ! and then after asked his friend for cookies making no sense of the situation.
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Sometimes mistaken for 'Coffee' when it actually has nothing to do with the drink. In most cases using the term "Coffey" refers to a one Trish Coffey, in which a sexual joke will be made towards her, or already has been
"Yo I asked Trish coffey who the boss was and she replied "You are, You are." I replied " No bitch Tony Danza is." and I donkey punched her, that was the end of that
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The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.
As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.
"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"
he is a moth, nothing more. He is attracted to fire and bug zappers. he is ste's third favorite pet, also called moth coffey
HEY EVERYONE LOOK, ITS PAT COFFEY GOING TOWARDS A FIRE, lol HES A MOTH
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