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A term some surfers refer to when insulting bodyboarders. ( an insult towards a bodyboarder from a surfer)
Surfer dude: ahhh, my knuckles hurt from Bodyboarding
Bodyboarder: mine don’t
Surfer dude: ya that’s because you are a homo syndrome... faggot
B.A.L.B Syndrome commonly occurs when an individual that you know exhibits symptoms of "Being A Little Bitch."
Symptoms include:
Bitching for NO reason
Bitching about LITTLE things
Bitching because they are just a BITCH
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
Person 2: Aww dude, that sucks. How long have you been dating her?
Person 1: Dude, like a week and a half, I think love her.
Person 2: Wow dude, you got B.A.L.B syndrome.
Example 2:
Person 1: YO! Let's Go Now! I'm calling an FTB night!
Person 2: Sorry man, I got things to do tonight. We'll chill tomorrow.
Person 1: Wow are you fucking serious? This is bullshit! (leaves angrily)
Person 2: I think they prescribe medication for that B.A.L.B Syndrome.
An extremely rare hereditary medical disorder in where the affected persons brain shrinks to the size of hitlers remaining shriveled up testicle thus causing them to act and behave much like a small primate
Hot Goth 1 "hey, do you see that guy over there trying to have sex with a cardboard cutout of Macaulay Caulkin?
Hot Goth 2 "poor guy must have flix syndrome"
Also fuck you flix you suck donkey ass
a gay nigga that has horse teeth
Gay nigga obviously named Ethan: Yo, I fucked my homie last night and he sucked my cock, but he has horse syndrome and his teeth rlly fucked up my dick... now I got a fucking camp on my 1 inch dick😞 fuck me
Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga
James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!
Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?
James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches
Ethan: don’t expose me man😭
A brown ( Indian / Pakistani / Bangladeshi) origin or decent girl on a dating site looking for marriage. The girl will start chatting and then make it known that she has marriage in her mind or will unmatch when the guy states her isn't on the site to look for a bride This is very typical of girls of South Asian descent.
The tinder match turned out to suffer from Brown Girl Syndrome
The tendecy to get fucked over physically, psychologically, financially and legally everytime you find yourself inside a bar.
Person 1: "Poor Banks, he's really unlucky when it comes to bars."
Person 2: "Yeah, almost like a complex... like... a syndrome"
Person 1: "A Banks Syndrome!"
When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.
Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"