BodyBoarder

Body boarder aka. sponger is a being of lesser mental capacity who haven't figured out that Body Boarding is represented as being a pussy who don't have enough balls to stand up and surf like a real man.

hey that bodyBoarder just dropped in on me what a fag.
yes why don't they realize that surfing is the only way to go.
its not their fault they are naturally retarded.

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BodyBoard

the best sport to do in the whole fucken world....Standups r fags

lay down and get barreled... dont stand up..
see..lid

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bodyboarding

The most hardcore way of wave-riding. Bodyboarders usually charge harder, get deeper barrels and bust higher airs than stand-up surfers. Contrary to popular belief, most bodyboarders can stand up surf, but choose not to (actually many do). Bodyboarding is usually practiced in (but not limited to) heavy reef waves (like shark island and teahupoo), wedgy waves(like the wedge), and heavy shorebreaks.

bodyboarding is sick!

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bodyboarding

For warriors with massive cocks that could sink a surfer pussy any day of the week.

Bodyboarding is taking the prehistoric method of surfing. It can be proved that due to bodyboarders need to lie down on their board increases their sperm count ten fold. Whilst surfing can be attributed to surfers bleeding out of their own arse hole's.

Maybe you should try bodyboarding

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bodyboarding

Straight-up gayest thing you can possibly do in the ocean, reserved for the most elite homosexuals in existence, Requires no skill.

Dick Draggers...

queer1: Hey bro lets go bodyboarding!
queer2: Ahh i gotta wait a couple days until my dick rash wears off cause its been draggin all over the place.

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bodyboarding

The gayest thing you can ever do while riding a wave. A sport that requires no skill at all. Bodyboarders like to imagine that their sport is harder than surfing and they are more "hardcore", but just about everbody knows, they arent. Ohh and around here in southern california most of them seem to have their ears peirced like little fags

the difference between some one who is into surfing and another peopson into bodyboarding


Surfer-"Hey man, wanna go surfing?"

Bodyboarder-"Surfing, your such a pussy, why dont you stop being a little pussy and just lay down on your board asshole"

Surfer-"okay dude, relaz..forget it"

Bodyboarder-"nah bra..you chill...i have my fucking ears pierced you cant even come close to my skillzzz....i am to hardcore for you

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bodyboarding

the gayest thing u can do in the surf

"hey look at me i can lay down!!"
"wow man ur so good at bodyboarding can u teach me how?"

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