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guy 1: why is this drive through line so long?
guy 2:it’s december 2
guy1: oh i forgot
National kiss your chrush day
Girl:hm should I?
Brain:Do it girly do it
Hey uhh it’s December 2 can I kiss u?
A girl with a small chest, generally A cup or smaller.
Jon: Finally got to 2nd base with Shannon last night.
Steve: Was it even any good, not like she's really stacked.
Jon: I mean 2% milk is still milk ain't it.
Steve: Yeah I guess you right, haha
The minimum and maximum amount of sex you can have before you are in a committed relationship.
Person 1: Would you like to have 1 or 2.
Person 2: Yes, absolutely.
-or-
Person 1: Are you guys dating?
Person 2: No, we only had 1 or 2.
En dag där bara bra personer är födda!
Någon: När föds alla bra personer?
Någon annan: 2 maj såklart!
A common term used by gamers to represent a boost that powers anything done to the second power
It is used in the streets to mean doing anything someone does to you back to them 2 times harder
(In game) He has the 2× multiplier.... That's why he's so strong
(Streets) That bitch left me unread for 10 minutes
I'mma leave her unread for 20
Calculus decided that it got tired of being scrawny, so it started injecting steroids and hitting the gym... then, it became Calculus 2.
Widely considered the hardest conventional math class at the university level, to pass this class, you need to be determined and willing to cry yourself to sleep every night because of how agonizing it is.
Keep in mind, Calculus 3 is Calculus 2 after forgetting to take PCP when it finished its steroid cycle.
Person #1: What is Calculus 2?
Person #2: Shit... It's Calculus on steroids.