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When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.
"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.
Dying urge to take a shit.
Having an asshole proportionate to Shaq's body.
Ah man! This diarrhea is giving me Shaq's asshole.
Adj. A oxymoron to describe a person who is highly respected but at the same time, this person gets away with being an asshole due to established hierarchy status.
Example:
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.
2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"
When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.
When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth
A special class of asshole found in and around NYC. Fond of saying things like "...I am prepared to use my considerable resources..."
A: If you don't do my bidding I am prepared to use my considerable resources to ruin you!
B: Fuck off. What a NY asshole.
A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away
“Dude did you see the picture of Mitchell’s Asshole?”
A completely clean, almost white asshole with no leaves on the trees.
"Ah man, I'm so glad that girl I was with had a January Asshole. Otherwise I might have something worse than just this hangover."