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Massive alpha male, still plays fortnite, any female with 10 miles of him gets instantly impregnated, kinda cringe tho
oh my god its samuel bird, *instantly dies from his alpha maleness* then plays fortnite
FUCK ME IN THE HE-BIRD!!!
You could fit a watermelon up that he-bird.
A species originating from the Island of Wemyss in Scotland. Currently residing off the coast south of Sydney, New South Wales.
Often found in Fitness First gymnasiums, benching over 120kgs and flexing their wings in side mirrors.
They are fond of cold showers and hate to argue with their real estate agents over appropriate heating facilities.
God damn Wemyss Bird!
Jimmy bird is an:
idiot
stupid
dumb
Or
retarded
#1: Stop being a jimmy bird.
#2: You fucking jimmy bird.
#3: Look at that jimmy bird kid.
Top shagger and absolute unit. The next Michael Jordan, James Harden and Kobe Bryant. Constantly dunking on these bitches.
Pro basketball player. Ballin on these bitches
Did you see Jonathan Bird last night, damn