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Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.
I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .
Very good in bed and loves when people say his name
He is Brandon English
Brandon Smiths mother is a MILFF ❤
Brandon's mother has a big batty which makes Brandons mother milf
Brandon likes dogs, and sports, and cats, and mascots, and he also has crippling anxiety and he can't sleep.
Brandon Wilbur be lookin like a snack.
Cum guzzling seton demon ! Likes it in the ass.
She's such a Brandon Eaton!
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The one guy who stopped TikTok from being called the world's stupidest site.
Brandon Baum is a good tiktoker
What began as a man, turned into a myth.
He is indestructible, omnipotent, and is the only known person to have beat the Flash in the 40 yard dash. If upset, he will force feed you Ass-Hair sandwiches, made from either his ass hair, or yours.
If this does not satisfy The George, he may seek to claim your butt V-Card, or Renew your membership.
“Hey man, you better toss that frisbee with Brandon George, or else he’s gonna take your Butt V-Card”
Person 1: “Why are you in a wheelchair?”
You: I didn’t bare my cheeks when Brandon demanded to see them
Person 1: “Oh he took your butt V-Card”
You: “yeah... forcefully”