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A place I don’t go to because I want to die and live in hell.
I don’t go to church because I am not Christian and I want my Uber Eats from hell to arrive soon.
its a building where brainwashed people enter to pray to nothing,mostly elders.
If there are multiple churches nearby then its an obssesion of the priest to brainwash you especially if you are an atheist,someone who dont believes in god
A: Look at that building. What is that?
B: Its a church never go near it and especially in.
The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.
We are going to Toblerone church this Tobleronsday.
All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
A lesbian who is jelous of other people cause of how cool they are and calls them lesbian.
hey! look at that chloe church
Any of a group of churches emphasizing holiness, purity, and sanctification as a result of being filled with the holy spirit in a non-fundamentalistic manner.
The Wesleyan and the Nazarene are both members of a holiness church
A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).
Hey, jack church.
Hey!
Lets play in the snow!
OK!
Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?
Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!