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When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic
"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"
v. When you get the Rona for a second time.
After my 14-day quarantine in the hospital I went out into the world. I didn't recover, instead I re-COVID.
when it's covid times and you're exhausted.
dont bother him, hes taking a covid nap.
When someone uses their COVID FACE to lure in lovers knowing damn well they ain't cute under that mask.
I have to call Nev, because I was COVID CATFISHED by that guy I met on OnlyFans.
24 Hour COVID
"She was freaking out over a sore throat and went to get one of those COVID tests - the test was negative when she checked a couple of days later though..she was pretty relieved"
"oh well, might have just been a slight case of 24 hour COVID LOL"
1. The epic sequel of covid 19.
2. A typo
1. Yo mans got covid 18
Bruh
2. Texting
I tested positive for covid 18
Is there a new virus i
dont know about?
19*.
Idiot
When the child you groomed for the past 10 years finally turns 18 and wants to sleep with you but you suddenly lose attraction for them and say that you can’t cus you caught Covid.
Sorry I can’t hang out tonight. I caught Covid-18