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A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.
A person who is annoying, stupid and wears nappies. They love spiderman, frequently use the insult "Spoon" and tell people they have brain cancer.
Don't be a Jamie Crab be free.
Crab Meatballs is a name someone decides to call themselves for no reason. And they use that name for everything, usernames and all.
Person: Why do you call yourself Crab Meatballs?
Crab Meatballs: Because I can.
Person: Does it have any significance?
Crab Meatballs: No.
Jaden Smith : How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real. Take the letters you get : HCMBRIOEAR.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.
Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.
I miss my crab hoe. My junk hurts.
Something used not to replace crabs, but to replace school lunches
Get imitation crab now
When your lady friend has crabs but you cum in her anyway then french kiss the fuck outta that pussy
A: Did y'all have sex? I thought she had crabs?
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice
A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.
She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.