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Cute Duckling Scam

Always be prepared. Out there
live many treacherous creatures out there that want
your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a
weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted
mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute
Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a
Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan
when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human
beings. Observing our kind through controlled
experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while
distracted with something the humans called "cute"
they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored
almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact
that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson
had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that
Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of
currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this
the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop
owners with his children and then take whatever he
thought was needed. His followers in the Americas
were able to work the original purpose of the Cute
Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the
unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently
mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the
parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and
beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there
other many bird relatives, including their rivals the
power hungry geese.

“Aww look at those cute ducklings
“be careful around them or else they’ll pull a cute duckling scam on you

by The_Ancient_Chicken October 7, 2021


your not cute

When someone thinks they're slaying, but they ugly af

"Bitch, your not cute.

by pandy567 October 16, 2017


Cute Baby Fetus

A cute baby fetus is a big blue blob.
He is penis2022’s cute baby ballsack.
I love people eating my feet.

Aww look at that blue blob!”
“I think it’s name is cute baby fetus.”

by ballsack2022 March 23, 2022


Cute Baby Fetus

Cute baby fetus
a cute baby fetus is a little fetus. It is a little blue blob that is called Cute Baby Fetus. It has explosive diarrhea every millisecond.

Aww cute baby fetus is so cute!”

by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022


Office Cute

Someone who might be cute in every day life, but has become exceptionally more attractive because of the lack of other options at your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add points in the "out of ten" rating system.

Mark: Those pinstripe pants sure are working for Sandy
Nick: Yeah she's office cute anyway, so that's a bonus.

by Qreatin September 16, 2023


Cute Boy

A young but good looking guy that’s not well endowed AT ALL. Typically the nice guy friend of the girls.

I wanna give him my Snapchat but he’s a total Cute Boy!

by Punk boy August 30, 2022


200+ Cute funny adorable nicknames for Shawn

The following

Here are 200+ cute funny adorable nicknames for Shawn

Cute nicknames for Shawn

Shawnyboy
Mission Face
Sean
Stingers
Control Alt Delete
John
Shaun
Yasmine Bleeth
Shawna
Seann
Muffin
Shawnie
Giana
Cian

Funny nicknames for Shawn

Shawny
Shawnithan
Zane
Juan
Baloch
Matt
Shawno

Adorable nicknames for Shawn

Santino Holmes
The Jackal
Felipe
Shon
Rocky
Swan
Youssef
Shawnee

by Goodgiy4321 June 19, 2024

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