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When you suddenly become sad or upset for no apparent reason.
I was just talking with my friends and all the sudden fast-acting depression hit me.
The feeling of loss or emptiness one has after an epic bowel movement. This feeling can be accompanied by separation anxiety mixed with a feeling of euphoria. In most cases, a feeling of "lightness" or "lightening" may be experienced.
The day after eating at that Brazilian steakhouse followed by 2 cups of coffee I suffered from Post Pootum Depression.
Last night I sat staring at the wall, feeling empty, like a big part of me was just flushed away. I think I was suffering from Post Pootum Depression.
Post-masturbation Depression, A.K.A. PMD, is the feeling of depression, and sadness that you just molested yourself. When you have PMD, the victim loses all of his/her sexual appetite.
Mark: Hey Kyle want to go to a strip club?
Kyle: No thanks, I just jerked it and have the worst case of Post-masturbation Depression
Mark: Lame...
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n. The feeling of depression that arises when pondering over life late at night. Tends to occur when you first begin to resist the feeling of tiredness, often dissipating after overcoming that initial exhaustion.
"I feel bad, I keep complaining to my girlfriend about how much my life sucks."
"Why's it always come up?"
"Stupid late night depression."
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It's when you're feeling down because you've just realized that summer is over and there will be no sun, swimming in the river or the sea, sleeping under the stars, feeling the warmth of the sun on your face, summer rains, summer loves, sexy summer clothes, for a year, and you have to get back to school or your job. Usually the feeling of down is stronger, the better the summer was. It's even stronger if you realize that average person has about 70 summers during their lifetime.
Joe: I'm feeling down these days.
Bob: Why dude?
Joe: Summer is over man, we have to start preparing for school and stuff... Like real life, you know...
Bob: Yeah...
Joe: I'm feeling Post-summer depression or something like that.
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The feeling you get the day after you see a really fantastic gig. You get depressed that it ended, and want to go back in time and relive the moment, even though you know you can't. Can last up to a week, depending on the awesomeness of the gig.
I saw (insert fantastic band here) last night and now i've got post gig depression!
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Fake depression
it came from gacha. Theyre dumb and fucking idiots.
Me: hey dumbass gacha your video sucks you should fucking kill yourself. Go get a life
The gacha dumbass: Oh yea who do you think your talking to I already killed myself
Me: bruh then why are you still alive commenting and you used Gucci bracelets
The gacha dumbass: Uhh..
Me: Shut up . Your looking for attention are you, you dumbass fool you shitass faggot * shoots the gacha to death*
Fake depression means it's fake whenever they use Red bracelets on gacha that means they are fake depression
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