A retard "Why did democrats lose so bad?"
Hym "I told you that was going to happen."
A retard "Yeah but why though?"
Hym "I mean, I told you what to do to win and you did not-that."
A retard "Nah, it's not that."
Hym "YOU wouldn't know! You thought you'd win! You didn't know you would lose but somehow you magically know why you lost? I mean, I can tell you why you lost. Dumb. Bad. Delusional. Retarded. It's a combination of all of those."
stupid shit you say after you coom
That did it
When you keep having another biscuit and accidentally finish off the packet
I got the munchies last night and did a Georgia with the chocolate digestives
Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"
what the MAGA cultist squealed as he was booted from Drumpf's klan rally
young, white Dylan was a leader inside Casino Mobster's cult movement when suddenly security frog-marched him out of a Nazi rally. "did Trevor do it??" he could be heard squealing into his phone as he recorded his dramatic exit. "was Trevor the one who squealed?" Dylan left the building and went to Cracker Barrel for lunch with his mother.
Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"
Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
State of being. Adjective
To state or ask about something is fancier than usual. Or to ask why a place is decorated.
Why are you all did up? Why is it did up in here? Wow, you're all did up!