Drumpf

A word describing Donald Trump that should only be used ironically.

Person 1: I caNAT BELIEVE DOANALD DRUMPF IS PRESIDENT
Person 2: DONGO GUUUUUMPF
Person 1:DOPEY GLOMPF
The pair then devour themselves, uttering a noise beyond comprehension and create a black hole.

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drumpf

The low frequency sound made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.

We heard a drumpf every time he leaned over and knew he was full of Santorum.

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drumpf

Drumpf: a serial liar. also--the the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy. Coined by John Oliver on The John Oliver Show in "tribute" to a certain presidential candidate.

Wife? You said you were single, you fucking drumpf!

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drumpf

The original last name of Donald Trump's family before it was changed to Trump. Discovered by Jon Oliver.

Make Donald Drumpf again.

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drumpf

Last name of the trumps before Donald's great grandpa changed it during the very early 1900s.

Donald Trump's last name is actually Drumpf

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Drumpf

Donald Trump's family's original surname before immigrating from Germany

When Donald Trump was asked about his last name, he said: "'Drumpf' sounded too german, and that's not good for doing business with Jews so they changed it and now I tell them it's Swedish"

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Drumpfed

Any endeavor which has been driven into utter failure through sheer incompetence.

Based on the ancestral family name and business record of a famous megalomaniac whose only major accomplishment is marketing his own name to secure venture capital from credulous investors.

"I totally drumpfed that exam..."

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