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One of the foulest odors known to man. Occasionally known to be lethal. As many other poisonous creatures, dogs are also immune to their own toxic odor. And typically are unaware of releasing said toxin. As it makes no audible sound upon its release.
Guy 1: Dude! That was one nasty dog fart!
Guy 2: We better get out of here.
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Is when you let go a sample of a fart to see if it smells bad before you let it all out...
I let go a sample fart in the elevator to see if i could let go the rest.
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The fart cushion effect occurs when you fart into a pillow or any other type of cushion. The cushion absorbs the farts for a while, but then if weight is applied later on, the cushion squeezes out the fart stench.
I totally tricked that girl into coming into my room, and then I smothered her with my fart cushion until she passed out.
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A mental block of the search term one meant to query Google.
I stared at the screen as a google fart prevented me from typing.
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A fart produced from the pressure due to holding a fart in for an excessive period of time. Makes the sound g'burgle. Sensations include feeling like your stomach will explode and extreme bloating. Always occurs in the presence of others.
The internal fart erupting in my entrails caused my face to turn red.
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"Fart Pipe" is a term used to describe an excessively large exhaust on a car, causing it to have a "farty" sound. Fart Pipes are most commonly found on cheap, front-wheel drive imports (see honda civic or mitsubishi eclipse) that 16 year old kids who watch The "fast and furious" series like its some kind of religion. The fart pipe can be identified by one of many tests. 1) If the cross section of the muffler or muffler tip is GREATER than the contact patch on the car's tires, the exhaust is a fart pipe. 2)If the muffler is marger than the displacement of the motor, it is a fart pipe. 3) if the ricer takes off in his riced out car and the exhaust is louder than his stereo, it is declared a fart pipe. 4) and last but not least, if any piece of the exhaust system was purchased at Pep Boys, Autozone, or any other ricer oriented store, it is most likely a fart pipe.
Damn! Did you see john's new exhaust on his civic? Its got a 6 inch fart pipe on it! Sounds Mad Tyte, Yo!
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When you fart every time you take a step.
Oh my God, I just had a severe case of fart walk. I feel sorry for everyone on that stairwell.
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