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Food you cannot ignore or stay away from eating when you see it.
Dark chocolate is Brandon's food crack.
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The act of eating more food than your stomach can handle.
"My mouth said yes, but my stomach said no" said the food rape victim
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what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country
todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)
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A euphemistic term used by ethnically conscious white folk to describe a community that has more cultural variation than their own.
White Guy 1: Have you been to Chinatown?
White Guy 2: No, but I hear there's good food there.
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someone who has sex with penis shaped objects such as pickles cucumbers etc
dude i was watching porn last night when some food fucker totally ruined it for me.
i couldnt bait for a week after i saw that food fucker on the internet.
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a man who wroks at the reggie lewis center during track meets, patrolling to make sure that no one is eating any food or drinking anything other than water inside the building.
The food nazi said we could either chug the rest of our apple juice or throw it away.
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A common sex position in which a couple engages in sexual intercourse immediately after having a full meal. Often done unintentionally, but sometimes done with malicious intent. Usually followed by an unwarranted amount of bodily fluids.
Guy: "Hey babe, I know you just ate an entire pizza, but I really want to try out the food blender right now. It sounds pretty kinky, ya know?"
*Post-intercourse*
Girl: "BLAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHRHFRHGHFSSFDSFHGFH"
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