from Ohio mom

The buffest women on planet earth. Escaped Ohio and yeeted 10 million things outta the way.

Bruh, this mom is a from Ohio mom

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Sam from danville

the most incredible man you'll meet in all of danville. In his spare time, he enjoys giving himself blumpkins. On a regular basis, he attempts to hook up with little girls and 40 year old women by paying them, but in the end, he eventually gets slapped in the face.....HARD. Oh and he also enjoys stuffing bras in his mouth when he's bored.

Guy: here's a 100 dollars. wanna make out?
Girl:(slaps him in the face)

Girl talking to other girl a few hours later: Can u believe that guy that tried to pay me to make out with him. He is a such a sam from danville.

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Matt from Centennial

A terrible person, Matt gets no bitches and likes men.

Hey you know Matt from Centennial ? He likes dick in his ass

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Shooting From The Dick

Similar to “shooting in the dark” or “shooting from the hip”. When you guess at a particular subject with about as much accuracy as you would have using your penis.

Guy 1: How much did that countertop cost?
Guy 2: About $5,000.00
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: I don’t know. I’m just shooting from the dick.

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Sasuke from ICMA

Absolute legend, gets all the bitches, better than Floyd Mayweather in every way possible.

Alejandro wishes he could be like Sasuke from ICMA

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Nudes from iFunny

Chris Flores aka Nudes aka Tech aka Geo's Papi. Rumor has it this dude has been around longer than iFunny Chef himself. Co-Leader of the famous Twerk Team™ which consists of Geo, Chris, Tavian, Frankie, Bo, Luis and headass Oscar. 3rd best ass-eater on the app, 1st and 2nd place are held by none other than the God Geo himself and the nameless man who is only known as 'Jimmy' aka Often.

Brokenhearted eGirl: thank you Chris. honestly thank you. thanks for showing me what love is and what its like being in love. thank you for showing me what its like to completely adore someone and love them. most of all Chris, thank you for showing me what heartbreak is. what its like to not feel a single thing. that's it. take care, bye.

Nudes from ifunny: Hello?

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From Canada to Brazil

refers to legth from a girls ankle to the hip in which they have to shave.

Also a synonym for "from head to toe".

Girl 1: You're going to the pool party tomorrow, right?
Girl 2: Yeah, but I have to shave from Canada to Brazil later.

Example 2:

Girl 1: Did you just see that hot guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, I checked him out from Canada to Brazil.

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