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horse-canister

Somebody that jacks off horses

"The rancher was a horse-canister"

by Wife killer October 24, 2015


orange horse

When you are extremely high and see everything as nova colors

After smoking the drugs I was riding an orange horse.

by PhatBrownCow August 31, 2017


Petting the horse.

The act of brushing your pubic hair.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.

by potterfreak98 November 5, 2012


horse jacky

Someone who rides a horse cock

Jacey Good rode like a horse Jacky

by (====8 June 20, 2019


Cum horse

A Cum horse generally describes a promiscuous female who enjoys semen. She is known to have had many partners of all shapes, sizes and colors. She also contains the ability to sleep standing up like a horse.

Lori is a cum horse.

by Lewrd methane May 21, 2021


horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.

"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018


Punch the Horse

to make something go faster

I was almost late to class the other day. My teacher told me to punch the horse or I would be late one day.

by Sistr Chuck June 10, 2011