Somebody that jacks off horses
"The rancher was a horse-canister"
When you are extremely high and see everything as nova colors
After smoking the drugs I was riding an orange horse.
The act of brushing your pubic hair.
Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?
John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.
Someone who rides a horse cock
Jacey Good rode like a horse Jacky
A Cum horse generally describes a promiscuous female who enjoys semen. She is known to have had many partners of all shapes, sizes and colors. She also contains the ability to sleep standing up like a horse.
something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.
"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."
I was almost late to class the other day. My teacher told me to punch the horse or I would be late one day.