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The day where you have sex in the back of a vehicle with someone with the name of Logan.
Hey it’s 4th July
Time to have some fun
National Make out with your homie day. You and your homie have to make out and even do more if you guys want. You also don’t tell anyone about this and make it an every year thing and keep it secret.
Yo today is July 9 it’s national make out with a homie day
Ok
Just make sure you don’t tell anyone
Ok I won’t
the birth date of the most prettiest boy in history. will always be my handsome boy. he is very athletic. i love u ethan. ur the best. would choose u over anything.
girl: “OMG ITS JULY 9TH!!”
me: “yeah, i know!! i planned everything out, i’m gonna give him his birthday present rn!! see ya in bio!!”
If you were born on this day you’re a bad bitch. A great friend, funny, kind and smart. You’re an undercover freak and when your freak comes to the surface it’s over with. If you were in a movie you’d be the main character. You care a lot about the people close to you and you’d do anything to let them know it. When it comes to relationships you can either be a player or love really hard. Although you have all these amazing sides to you. If you ever got mad, it’d be smart to run. Once someone gets on your bad side, it’s hard to get back on your good side.
Oh your friend was born on July 26, they must be amazing.
July 26 is national fuck your bestfriend day
hey it's july 26, i'm gonna go fuck my bestfriend
to anyone born on this day (including me), hats off to you!!! A crap ton of awesome people were born on this day including: NFL Running Back and Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee Walter Payton and actor Matt LeBlanc (of Friends fame). July 25th will fall on a Monday this coming year in 2022.
Danny: Hey Marty when is your birthday?
Marty: July 25th
Danny: you're the man!!! My birthday is also on the 25th of July.
Marty: Ayyye!!!