post-haircut lesbian look

The way one looks after getting a haircut in which enough hair is left to make them look like a lesbian.

Dude, that haircut will look awesome after the post-haircut lesbian look dies down a little bit.

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Family look best in photographs

An ancient Greek proverb noting the momentary lapse between discomfort and comedy, between estranged family members when a camera lens watches over them like the legacy they yearn to create for themselves.

Photographer: 'Say: Family look best in photographs'
Family: '? 0........1........2'
Photographer: (pauses until the family realise no ancient Greek proverb could involve a camera)........CLICK
Family: '........4........5........applause :)'

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look jump rape

1. LOOK JUMP RAPE - the ultimate three step plan.

To studying like the stealthy ninja, then to leap in to the air like the mighty gazelle, then to go at them like a mother fucking angry bull at a gate.

"did you catch paul on that ledge the other night trying to win at life?" " oh the favela with the dual rangers?" " thats right he was looking!" "ah look jump rape"

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Looking Busy, Feeling Productive

What most incompetent, ineffective, or unethical workers do every day to remain on the payroll, or to avoid being fired.

Gullible bosses mistake busyness and long hours for productivity or good work ethics, because their staff are always looking busy, feeling productive all the time.

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look it up on your phone

1. A phrase used in corporate, academic, or other situations when an inappropriate topic can not be discussed. Often said to someone who is not familiar with a vernacular term, phrase, meme or other part of pop culture which is considered NSFW that searching on one's work or school computer could result in reprimands from superiors, IT or HR

2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"

A)
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."

B)

Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"

Mary: "Look it up on your phone."

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you look funeral ready

You look funeral ready... cause I’m fucking deacesed.

Ie: good looking, hot, DAYUM

Me: Sarah you look funeral ready...
Sarah: WTF
Me: Cause I am fucking deceased 🤪🤪

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