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(3/4 in an ok band called audioslave) RATM are one of the most under rated yet greatest bands ever, anyone who says they never did anything to change things obviously has no clue wat there talkin about, protests, rallies etc yes they may have sold records but in the capitalist world the only option (sadly is money) they got noticed due to this. Rage rule anyone who says otherwise needs there head examined. nuff sed!!
Oh ye put on sum rage
ye rage kick ass
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one's & zero's ( they hide deep inside cpu )
all http lingo writers & C++ dump your machine code edits in hex show vector but service.
but = Branch on micro Test ( micro = u ) engineering
when a cpu using machine code "goes but service" finds a vector ( handle for MAC machines ) & then becomes Master!
mexican! Yo dude! if I learn machine code I become Master dude. Yep! roll um if U got um.
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In addressing the problem of Japan's low birth rate the health minister of Japan, Hakuo Yanagisawa, said that: "Because the number of baby making machines and devices is fixed, all we can ask for is for them to do their best per head."
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The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.
The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.
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A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.
Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.
Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"
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A DRW who takes multiple loads of semen up the ass and pushes it out . May or may not be combined with a chocolate frosty.
After the orgy last night she was a chocolate frosty machine.
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The failures of capitalism that creates and crushes orphans.
Wow, that orphan crushing machine got voted down! Here's hoping we can vote to remove the current orphan crushing machine but it seems to be a hot topic these days.
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