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some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
Burn of the century
Normie: ur brother a mother
Me: ur mamas a llama
Everyone: OHHHH!!!!!
Thouest holiest worm on a string. Girl is the sexiest of them all. She slides like she be on the red carpet, and her fur is OH, so blue. When you look into her eyes, your life flashes before you, and she can predict your future. She is a proud Mama to L'il Baby Thorton and wife to Big Daddy Thorton.
Look at Big Mama Thorton, she really glides like no other worm!
The question you respond to someone when they ask you JOE MAMA!
Friend: You know Joe?
You: Who's Joe?
Friend: Joe Mama!
You: How is Joe's Mama?
The act of being a Hoochie Mama.
Jason: Wow, look at that slut.
Brandon: Yeah, she probably graduated from Hoochie Mama-ism University.
Jason: Doesn't your mom teach there?
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Usually a white masculine lesbian who wears tight ass top knot buns, Nike sports bras, and appropriates to term stud (a black/hispanic masculine lesbian)
“Hey have you seen that cute lesbian on tiktok?”
“Yeah, she’s not my type though she looks like a hey mamas lesbian who gets all the clout”
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When the dumb-ass baby mama starts shit because she is jealous of the new woman.
Baby mama probably got pregnant on purpose thinking she could hold on to the man-finds out ain't nothin' happening and gets mad. (Hint: The new woman probably doesn't have kids)
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