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A mound of vomit, composed primarily of Jose Cuervo and taquitos deposited outside after an imprudent, Latin-themed night on the town.
“Dude, I think I overdid it last night at Aztec Willy’s Friday Fiesta night.“
“Yeah man, I saw your Mexican pile on the lawn.”
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When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate. Once you have managed to get her to hop around like a pirate, you must then push her down a flight of stairs.
After performing a mexican pirate on his g/f, jimmy had a hell of time trying to explain to the doctor why she had a bruised shin, a broken arm, and skeet on her face.
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A similar drink to a White Russian (vodka, coffee liqueur and cream) only Horchata is substituted for the cream.
"Hey bartender, pour me a White Mexican".
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A Mexican Halloween is a sexual act. It occurs when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and upon ejaculation, he opens up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back.
Note: The chili con carne can sometimes be replaced with salsa sauce.
1: Why are you late?
2: I'm sorry, my boyfriend Mexican Halloweened me and I had to clean my back. Some even got on my bed.
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The variety of Spanish spoken by Mexican-American immigrants in the United States, characterized by horrendous grammar, excessive slang, and random outbursts in Spanglish.
I thought my high shcool Spanish courses would prepare me for ordering at Chipotle, but they all spoke ghetto Mexican!
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A pussy so loose you could smuggle things in it
Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.
Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.
Person 1: Awesome sauce!
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To tuck your penis inbetween your legs and "piss like a cat" either on a lady's face or her vagina
catpiss mexican fox mexicanfox
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