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when fucking her doggie style you stick your finger in her butt, when she turns to complain you jab your finger in her mouth.
my girl started talking back so I gave her a mexican toothbrush to shut her up.
A mexican with a grand mustache shits on a persons chest, then proceeds to roll the shit downward towards the pelvis, creating a fresh streak of shit.
Mexican:Eyyy time for your mexican mudslide!!
Confused girl: is that a mixed drink?
Mexican while unbuckling thier pants: oh no my baby burrito.. This is far better.
A similar drink to a White Russian (vodka, coffee liqueur and cream) only Horchata is substituted for the cream.
"Hey bartender, pour me a White Mexican".
A Mexican Halloween is a sexual act. It occurs when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and upon ejaculation, he opens up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back.
Note: The chili con carne can sometimes be replaced with salsa sauce.
1: Why are you late?
2: I'm sorry, my boyfriend Mexican Halloweened me and I had to clean my back. Some even got on my bed.
The variety of Spanish spoken by Mexican-American immigrants in the United States, characterized by horrendous grammar, excessive slang, and random outbursts in Spanglish.
I thought my high shcool Spanish courses would prepare me for ordering at Chipotle, but they all spoke ghetto Mexican!
A pussy so loose you could smuggle things in it
Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.
Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.
Person 1: Awesome sauce!
A Mexican Frootloop refers to a man's scrotom whilst he is in the act of pulling his testicles up, over his erect penis. One testicle is pulled up on the left side, and one on the right so that they meet in the middle above the penis forming the scrotom into a loop.
I woke up in the morning, and walked to the kitchen to eat breakfast with my girlfriend. When I arived at the kitchen she asked me if I had any cereal. To which I replied... "I'll give ya some cereal BITCH!" As I ripped off my pants and gave her the ol' Mexican Frootloop.