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Like screamo, a new variety of emo rock music which consists of kids who played Dungeons & Dragons in high school, sing about loserdom and teenage angst, reference 80's movies they were too young to see the first time around, and use at least 15 words in each song title.
D&D-mo bands include Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Nightmare of You, Hawthorne Heights, The Academy Is..., Relient K, and Say Anything.
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A chad cover artist on Youtube, with an angelic voice. The pure skill, the raw talent, the unadulterated epicness this man has is something we can only dream of.
Mo Se Jun is 6'6, With luscious curly black hair with a caring face. His voice is CERTIFIED as the purest in the world.
THERE IS ONLY ONE MO SE JUN. ALL OTHERS ARE POSERS, FRAUDS, AND MIDGETS.
If you ever meet Mo Se Jun, you will certainly die because of his unfiltered purity. If he speaks/sings to anyone with his angelic voice, they will 100% become a devotee to Mo Se Jun. Scientists have PROVEN that when you die, there is no God, no Satan, only Mo Se Jun. Even hardened criminals, Murderers, and Kyles can't remain dickwads, as Mo Se Jun will pacify all of them with his pure tone. In the presence of Mo Se Jun, humanity shall be cleansed.
Person 1- Holy shit, did you hear Mo Se Jun play a cover of 'My Way' by Limp Bizkit?
Person 2- Fuck yeah I did! He made that sound like an angelic choir.
Wendy's Employee- Wait, What? let me listen to this mf.
When someone is always slow, sluggish and tardy. In a crisis they still maneuver like they are wearing medieval plate armor, and generally have the agility of a tractor with a missing wheel.
operation slo-mo
Don: 'Why the HELL haven't we finished this production yet?!'
Gibbo: 'Operation Slow-mo over there is doing his tortoise impression again.'
Don: 'Bloody hell, he's not even morbidly obese the guy's just in a permanent daze. His mum must be a starfish and his dad a freakin statue! You're fired, land porpoise.'
Land porpoise: 'It just looks like I'm going slow!'
Gibbo: 'WTG Captain Obvious. It's looks like that to everyone else too.'
"Your already dead" in Japanese. This meme comes from the animoo fist of the north star.
"Omae mo shindaeru"
"You know that means your already dead right?"
A gay person who is very annoying. Similar to mo bag; however, used when 'mo bag is just not enough.
Scott is such a flaming bag of 'mo. I wish he would go home.
The worst place to live in the world. Whether it be from the redneck South siders, or the white trash north enders, or your cross between preps and gangstas from the middle of the city. People all follow everyone else on what to wear and no one has originality. Only about 6 people ever have come out of this city and actually done something worth while with their lives. Kids go from wearing all American eagle to Abercrombie to Holister, to the newest crave which seems to have just appeared and taken this shit hole over POLO. PLACE FUCKING SUCKS...big gulps huh? Welp see ya later!!!
Jane- "I hate living here"
Tarzan- " At least it's not as bad as St. Joseph, Mo"
Jane- "Your always right Tarzan"
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Noun: State-of-being.
When someone emo attempts to play D&D. Usually characterized by one or more of the following: When Min/Maxing his or her charisma is always 18 to start; Always plays the mysterious loner with a troubled past; Thinks Lolth is a M.I.L.F. (Monster I'd like to Fight); Thinks Ravenloft would be a nice place to live; Believes that Drow are merely misunderstood; Thinks re-rolling ones is a right, not a privilege; Always wants to "go it alone" against the Mindflare; Thinks "Big" was Tom Hanks' best movie; Doesn't know the truth about Vin Diesil's acting origins; Took this list seriously;
"Yes, your charisma is 18, but not in real life, fugly."
"Blah blah blah...i'm a lonely rogue who won't open up about my tortured aching past. Next!"
"Okay...you wanna fight Lolth? Roll Initiative!"
"Congratulations, Strahd's new best friend is D&D-mo here."
"Be my guest. Go try and 'understand' them."
"Think again, strength-6-boy."
"Level one D&D-mo vs. Mindflare? This should be interesting. Don't bother rolling."
"Remember 'Mazes and Monsters'?"
"Who wrote the foreword to the 30th Anniversary Celebration? Lepton."
(Bonus if you know where 'lepton' came from)
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