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A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.
Kid: what the hell is that thing?
Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.
When you are receiving a blowjob and just before the big moment you remove your member and with a sideways hip thrust you toss your balls over the side of your dick making it look like "Micky Mouse" and as a her head turns to the side in confusion you finish but only echoing the words "OH BOY" in a mickey mouse's voice. Please note - this should only be attempted after age 45 due to ball elasticity logistics unless you have had your balls "lowered".
Gabriella is super confused because I pulled a mickey mouse on her last night.
1. The iconic cartoon character mouse of Walt Disney.
2. In the Hungarian porn industry, a Mickey Mouse is a photo of the performer with 2 forms of id to prove they're of age. The 2 ids form 'Mickey mouse ears' as they're held beside the face.
We need a copy of your Mickey Mouse before we shoot.
A terrifying supreme being who has power over all of us. Usually resides in nightmare land, or on the Disney Channel.
Person 1:I had a terrifying dream about a mouse..
Person 2: OMG!! was it mickey mouse?!?
A demon known for kidnapping children and beating them until they the cried infinitely.
MICKEY MOUSE CLUB HOUSE COME INSIDE IT'S FUN INSIDE.
Black dude wearing red homemade pampers
Guy 1 Hey you saw that mickey mouse guy over there.
Guy 2 Ya he got nice tights. *laughs
What a bunch of feral boys. And then there Mickey Mouse I guess