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the reason you dont have to wipe ur history
*about to watch some thing not suppose to* "wait ctrl+shift+n"
*hides history*
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Originally known as jibe slide but due to popular demand it has been changed to “jibe ‘n’ slide”.
The process of entry into a girls pants whilst dancing with her in a night club.
The procedure starts with the right hand entering the female’s pants via her bottom and then cunningly sliding the hand around the body of the victim until the hand conveniently arrives at the clitoral area.
At this point, the "jibe 'n' slide" has been successfully accomplished and the perpetrator can engage in the intended activity of a sexual nature.
Alfie says : Jesus Christ; Herbert has just gone for the jibe 'n' slide on Sylvia.
Arthur says : Fuck me, he has done it in a record time of 1.38 seconds.
Mavis says : That is disgusting, although you have to hold your hands up to Herbert, he is a jibe 'n' slide legend!!
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A sexual act during which a man covers his penis in peanut butter while his partner fills his/her mouth with jelly and proceeds to perform oral sex upon the penis. Fun for all! YUM!
Special note: While one may use any variety of jelly, it is best to stick to creamy peanut butter. Chunky is simply too dangerous.
male #1: "Damn yo! My girlfriend surprised me with a PB n' BJ last night for my birthday!"
male #2: "Strawberry?"
male #1: "Nah, dude...grape."
male #2: "Sweet."
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Easily one of the top 5 bands of the last 20 years, if not the best. To lump them in with '80s hair metal is to do them a disservice. Guns n' Roses is a hard rock band. Best known for the songs "November Rain" and "Welcome To The Jungle," their first album Appetite For Destruction is the best selling debut of all time. The intro guitar riff for "Sweet Child o Mine" is recognized as one of the greatest ever. The band formed in LA in 1985, playing the Hollywood clubs before being signed. Their original lineup was:
W.Axl Rose - Vocals
Slash - Lead Guitar
Izzy Stradlin - Rhythm Guitar
Duff McKagan - Bass Guitar
Steven Adler - Drums
Adler was replaced by Matt Sorum from The Cult, and Gilby Clarke replaced Izzy when he left. Dizzy Reed was added for keyboard duty.
The band was effectively broken up by 1995 or possibly before, with most members pursuing other projects and Axl carrying on the Guns n' Roses name with a new cast of musicians. Slash, Duff, and Matt formed Velvet Revolver with Scott Weiland (ex STP).
It is music's great loss that the band collapsed under the weight of its member's egos, as many predicted that they could have been this generation's Rolling Stones. Perhaps an unlikely Aerosmith-type reunion could still occur, but if not, Guns n' Roses' music will stand the test of time and serve as a testament to the brilliance they showed during their '87-'93 heydey.
Do yourself a favor and check out "Rocket Queen," one of Guns n' Roses' lesser known gems. The style shift in the guitar work toward the end of the song is excellent and totally seamless...
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An extremely adventurous person, who takes high risks and always wins, or loses only once, but notoriously. He gets the hottest chicks and can truly be called a real baller.
-Wow that dude just robbed a mob bank and now chillin on Hawaii
- he's a rock n rolla for sure
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An employee who works at a Pick 'n' Save grocery store, most likely against their will.
Billy was a Pick-n-slave, until he found a job that paid twice as much. He then bid the rest of his co-slaves farewell and went on to bigger and better things.
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The N-Word Pass is a sacred and mythical item, only seen in legends. It is a mythical scroll, said to contain a legendary permission to use the forbidden N-Word.
Guy 1: So I heard you got an N-Word Pass last week?
Guy 2: Yeah, nigga.
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