a 1998 red truck that has. nice tight exhaust and really likes when you rev her engine she so reliable and she let you rub all up on her transmission staff anytime your sad just think of ole red
tevin: bro i just mad ole red rev
marlon: well hell
tevin: me and ole red gonna die together
marlon: mmm boi
When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.
“Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”
The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!
person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!
When a rather large man puts his tip into a small woman's vaginal opening, jumps into the air, slams her against the bed, and thrusts his entire dick inside of her, practically balls deep. This usually ends in ruptured insides and loss of a partner.
"Hey, man, how was the date? Did you guys smash?"
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
This is often used by the Austin's of the world and is regarded as the highest of compliments.
He is an absolute ool ol l. I love him!
A term St Louis used to use them DC and DMV stole it and claimed it as there's
You ol bamma ass nigga
A slick mofo who likes to smile at girls and make them yearn for him. Specifically red head art majors. Enjoys tea and bacon burgers. Body count is in the hundreds, but tells people he’s a virgin so he can keep it climbing.
Girl 1: Yo is that virgin over there giving me eyes?
Girl 2: Nah he’s just giving you that “Ol Nate Sherrod” work