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When your going down on a girl and go for the "brown eye" and discover balled up pieces of toilet paper stuck in the hair.
last night I was waiting for dinner so my girl served me a tossed paper salad for an appetizer
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A tampon; A feminine hygiene product
Holly: I think it's that time
Melissa: What time?
Holly: Time to eat a paper hot dog!
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when a girl goes to the bathroom an wipes and the lent from the toilet paper builds up down there.
I have to go wash up before we have sex to get rid of the toilet paper bunnies.
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Stacking Paper Mafia is a large group of thugs who will do anything to get some money this is obviously why they are called Stacking Paper Mafia. They are usually nonviolent, unless you play with there money. No one really knows what they do to get this money. There colors are green and white. Many people call is SPM for short.
"Don't mess with Stacking Paper Mafia, you know they bout that life"
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This happens when everyone in your household is trying to be the one not to change the toilet paper roll. Everyone measures the amount they take according to what's left on the roll.
Aww shit, Arnold left only 1 square left on the toilet paper roll. Looks like I lost this round of Toilet Paper Roulette.
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man with a great body but fugly face, making a paper bag over the head necessary for sex. Male equivalent of butterface.
Her boyfriend is nice enough, but he's a paper bag brother all the way.
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A girl or young woman who realizes, like the character in Robert Munsch's book of the same name, that she needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
"Lauren's life as a paper bag princess meant that she'd always be using her super powers to help people who really needed her instead of to reproduce empty societal expectations."
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