Pick a side

I mean...

Hym "You said 'pick a side!' And, of course, I choose THE CORRECT ONE! And I don't hate the Jews. Gal Gadot is... Well, she's just fucking spectacular, isn't she? And I was just playing before! I'm not going to rape Joe Rogan... That would be gay! I'd have to be some kind of weird faggot to do that!"

Pick up line

something cheesy...

bottom: "your like a roller coaster, the faster u go the louder I scream"
top: 😳
top: "Is that a pick up line or do you really want me to go faster 😏"
bottom: "😳 I- I-"

pick a window, you're leaving

when your dad has too many stellas and starts getting a bit keen

Pick a window, You're leaving

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I pick you by the nekvellen

This sentence is used when you are mad.

Get out or i pick you by the nekvellen

National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

Pick Me BF

Pick Me Boyfriend

A pick me boyfriend is one who only does an action only if they agree with it. If they don’t agree with an action, they will act confused and refuse. They will further victimize themselves by saying it’s the girlfriends fault for asking. They may further blame the girlfriend for voicing what she wants if she responds with anger or ignores in retaliation to boyfriends refusal. On the frequent occasion, as argument is in transit, boyfriend may say the girlfriend isn't a good communicator.

A pick me boyfriend requires numerous reminders 1-20+ times before considering an action. He will say you nag too much for his inability to do something the first time it’s said. We have wonderful men in government and business which require swift action, but he will require 1-20+ reminders to say you’re nagging. He will make you praise him for finally building up the motivation to do said reminder.

Ex. Girlfriend asks boyfriend to help with the dishes. Boyfriend refuses and says it that isn’t his job and it’s his girlfriends job. Boyfriend values his time over his girlfriend’s and he sees the girlfriend’s time is better used to do the dishes.

Ex. Girlfriend reminds boyfriend 1-3 times a day to pick up his clothes off the floor. Boyfriend continues to throw dirty clothes on the floor for “whomever” to pick it up or “whenever he feels like it.” Habit may on the rare occasion be resolved in 1 hr to 100yrs. Duration of cure varies per human man.

Friend: Did John really have they audacity to blame you for not being able to communicate directly with him about what will make you happy? What a pick me bf!
You: I only have asked him everyday, to pick up the clothes, take out his trash, clean his piss around the toilet, wash his dishes...and he says he doesn’t know what I want. It must be because he’ll only hear me if he agrees with what I want.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?