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Pork snout

to stick your nose in someone's ass

he's a porksnouter. at work and at home. At work, he suckss up to his boss because he is a pork snout. At home, when he has coitis with his wife, he pork snouts her

by Burmuda triangle November 6, 2016


Bite O' Pulled Pork

Another name for Texan congressman Beto O'Rourke. Particularly useful when used in the context of politically charged outdoor barbecues.
Alternatives also include: "Beta O'Dork" (the guy seriously looks like a string bean) and "Beano O'Rourko" (when the congressmen addresses his only probable constituents).

Me: Wow Tammy, can you believe that Mr. Sanders brought nothing to the cookout -- and demanded we redistribute all spuds and chops?!
Tammy: I'm honestly shocked and surprised. That's why I will be voting for Bite O' Pulled Pork this year!

by ComradeStarvingMan September 16, 2019


Dustin my pork chop

When you hock a lougie in your girls mouth, spits it on your dick and jacks you off or fucks you.

She's gonna be 'Dustin my pork chop later.
Dustin this pork chop.

by Phsycobob5150 July 22, 2022

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dustin my pork chop

You spit a lougie in your girls mouth, she spits it on your Johnson and continues to jerk u off or screw.

B***h Gonna be Dustin my pork chop later

by Phsycobob5150 July 23, 2022


HOT PORK SUNDAE

When a man sticks a banana into the woman’s vagina while she is menstruating and proceeds to ejaculate inside of her and when finished, takes a straw and slurps the contents out.

I told her I wanted dessert and she said make it myself, so I made a Hot Pork Sundae.

by FlatOutWong March 8, 2022


Pork Opinion

a controversial or unpopular opinion.

"Man this Putin guy is really cool"

"That's a pork opinion"

by porkchop1994 March 3, 2022


car pork

A very annoying girl

Wow, that car pork is so annoying

by Wooooooooooooooooow ugh February 18, 2018