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A giant dildo, roughly the size of a baseball bat.
Customer: "Do you have anything that will destroy me?"
Clerk: "Here - try the San Fransisco Giant."
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The act of waking a significant other shortly before spewing a load of cum on their face.
*nudge* *nudge*
Psst... Hey Megan, wake up! Want a San Francisco Surprise for breakfast? Yeah? Ok!
ooooaoaaaaarrrrrggghgh!!!
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Fucking a female in doggy style formation, right before you are about to blow your load, quickly pull out and spit a stream of saliva on to her back. When she turns around you should be ready to release the seminal load right on to her face by suprise!
I knew she was about to break up with me so I gave her the ol' San Francisco Fakeout! It really got her by suprise!
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The best team to have never won the superbowl.
Me: I'm a san diego chargers fan!
Them: They never won the superbowl hahahaahaha!
Me: I know-.-
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A shithole in Southern California filled with macho dude bros, brainwashed military shitheads, gangstaz, republican idiots, cowardly liberal centrists, and it’s all too heterosexual (EW straight people are gross and must be hunted to extinction). The weather doesn’t mean shit. STAY AWAY FROM SAN DIEGO.
I’m glad I moved to Portland from San Diego
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A mediocre NFL team in the AFC West, Every time they make it to the playoffs they choke, Their best player is juiced, And their fans happen to be the softest in the NFL.
I mean c'mon, their colors are baby blue and yellow.
- San Diego Chargers
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the university of san francisco is the best high school on the west coast. you know you go to usf when: you pay as much for a degree at stanford, but no one has ever heard of your school; people constantly ask if you're a med student; you've fallen down stairs on your way to class; you can price coc, weed, shrooms, and e by asking your r.a; you've had sex in one of the following places: the lounge of any dorm, the butt hut, the library, the gym--koret or memorial, roof of any building on campus, the guardshack, or your dorm room while your roommate was still there; you've frequented all the geary bars before the age of 21; you've been to castro on halloween once, and never went back; you don't even have a college football team, and all the other teams suck.
see also: rich kids who have nothing to do but spend their parents money
usf student: i go to usf
random person: oh so you're a med student?
i have a liberal arts education from usf.
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