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The day Queen Elizabeth DIED on, Rip Lizzie(imagine not living till 101)
JASON: Bro guess what today is?
Hailie: September 8th?
JASON: NO, ITS THE QUEENS DEATH DAY
September 8 is the national chance day where you give him/her a chance with you.
Friend 1: I just finished no shit september!
Friend 2: Dies from large shit
September 12th:
The day where you kiss your friend who is closest to royalty.
Ex: Kingston, Kingly, Kings, Queensly, Queenston
September 12th:
Jessica: OMG Kingston the weirdo is over there
John: Well it’s September 12th so you have to go and kiss him
Jessica: What is September 12th?
John: Kiss you friend closest to royalty!
Jessica: But he’s a weirdo… not my friend.
John: Oh well
Charlie gotta platonically fuck me
friend: Hey its september 29
charlie: Whelp where we doin it? /p
National give a homie your hoodie day
Person 1: "Ayo bro can I have your hoodie?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "But it's September 29th!!!"
Person 2: "Oh sorry, here you go."