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A name given to, primarily white males. It was the name of one of the greatest writers of all time: Roald Dahl. A Roald is a person of high intellectual capacity and the ability to achieve any goals they set for themselves. Sometimes they need some pressure to help them make up their mind, but when they finally do "it's go time". Very good friends and loyal partners.
That guy is such a hard worker... He has to be a Roald.
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Ginger headed males of a unique variety who will spend $40 on fish n chips at any given opportunity. Appreciates guns, chinese people, monkeys, beer, gay chinese monkeys, porn, fish n chips and Kylie Minogue. Roald's tend to get shit-faced drunk with their grandmothers, strip off their clothes and bury strange objects in the garden. Roald's do make very entertaining characters, although it is advisable to approach them with extreme caution when intoxicated or in possession of a gun. The secret to making friends with a Roald, OR capturing a Roald's heart lies in a suprise cheeseburger. The distinctive coloring of young Roald's does tend to capture the interests of horny female middle-aged school principles....
Person: "Hey man.. can i ask a favor?
Roald: "Nah
Person: "Pleeease?
Roald: "Nah
Person: "...What if i got you a burger...?
Roald: "FUCK YES!!@$%@!!!
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Famous Children's Book Author
Did you know that Roald Dahl wrote many books such as... The BFG, Charlie and the chochlate factory, Matilda, and Charlie and the great glass elevator?
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Roald Dahl was born September 13, 1916, he died November 23, 1990. When he was alive, he was sent to multiple boarding schools, most notably Canterbury, his headmaster was the future Archbishop of Canterbury and don't think he didn't spare students from the spanking. He did BIG spanking, mind you. Imagine, the future Archbishop of Canterbury is spanking you. But I got too far off track. When WWII started, he stopped alot of Germans from escaping to Portugese East Africa, although most of them probably wouldn't enlist in the army. He then joined the RAF and was sent on missions during the Middle East and Greece. He crashed into the ground an spent about a week in a hospital. After that, he went back to his mother until he went to America. There he found a publisher who told him to send him notes, when Roald Dahl sent him an entire book! The publisher recognized his talent and rushed to publish it. He wrote "A Piece of Cake", "The Twits", "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator", "Danny, the Champion of the World", "Matilda", "The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and 6 More" and more.
Roald Dahl was an inspiring author.
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Iver is a very skinny guy, Iver uses all of hes sparetime playing a bad game called "League of Legends". That is why Iver Roald is a nerd. Many people say that ivers penis small, but i cant confirm it because no one has ever seen ivers dick because its so small. No one is going to see ivers dick because he is going to be a virgin his hole life. Ivers favorite animal is frog and his favorite ice cream is the one that is shaped like a dick because it reminds him of what he does with his brother.
"His dick is almost as small as iver roalds dick"
Skinny Guy with small dick
"We have a iver roald in our class"
A dirty Roald. When you are having sex, and suddenly get the urge to grab his/her troath and fuck till they pass out.
Wow you really don’t remember anything of what happened before I gave you a Dirty Roald?