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Person A: let's have sex
Person B: but I'm a guy
Person A: it's 2019 you little shit!
have you have sex yet
Bill: you mean to people who fuck
Jill: yeah me and Eric did
Eric: yeah dude
Bill though: shit
Sex is awesome it’s with someone you love dearly and you just started gotten it off and it happened you guys love eachother and you guys wanna make baby’s but if your a weirdo and you just do it to see someone’s ass or boobs or Leno’s then your a sicko I’m sorry but it’s true
Guy 1Dude last night I had a one night stand with this awesome sexy ass girl
guy2 how was the sex did you lick her real good?
guy1 yeah about that I made her pregnant I like her vagina to much and her big ass and boobs
Something you would do with your mom
Mom,may i have sex with out tonight?
A very fun thing to do.
Ex. Hey baby wanna have sex later? I said How about now sugar dick my gf replied. I quickly removed my clothes and found i had a huge boner. Ohhhhh yessss i like that boner she said. Lemme suck ur cock dry! As she finished sucking my dick I pushed her against the wall and began suckering her big juicy tits. Ohhhhhh yesssssss daddy she said. Then i took off her thing and began licking her pussy clean. She screamed with delight. I then inserted my long 7.5 inch dick into her tight ass pussy. Ohhhh fuck she screamed. i want more daddy! We continued to fuck all night.
“Hey daddy wanna have sex?” she asked.
A song you sing when having sex.
Sexy Girl: Can I lick your tippy tippy?
Sexy Dude: Only if you make it sticky sticky.
*Intense Moaning*
Hot Girl: Like a rice crispy crispy?
Hot Dude: It will make me pop an erection into you every day!