Sick Boy Method

Approach to quitting Heroin as featured on Trainspotting. For this you will need: 1) One room, which you will not leave
2) Soothing music
3) Tomato soup, ten tins of
4) Mushroom soup, eight tins of (for consumption cold)
5) Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of
6) Magnesia, milk of, one bottle
7) Paracetamol
8) Mouthwash
9) Vitamins
10) Mineral water
11) Lucozade
12) Pornography
13) One mattress
14) One bucket for urine
15) One bucket for feces
16) One bucket for vomitus
17) One television
18) One bottle of Valium

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Gonna get it right this time. Gonna get it sorted out. Gonna get off it for good.
Swanney: I've heard that one before.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: The Sick Boy method?
Swanney: Well, it nearly worked for him, hey.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.

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Sick Son Of A Bitch

Someone so disgusting and twisted for various reasons, such as weird fetishes, disturbing behaviour, personality related reasons or to do an act so gross, that you are not just a son of a bitch, but a sick son of a bitch

I can't believe you schnoodle, you are a sick son of a bitch

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GET SICK

An exclamation used after you have beaten some worthless bitch to a bloody pult. Usually accompanied by a spray of saliva going all over the well-deserving victims face.

After twerking Joey in Halo 3, Peter exclaimed proudly, "Get Sick!"

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gangway or sick bay

US Marines having naval traditions and slang use the word gangway! for: move asshole!

Sickbay is where you go for any medical problem from a headache, to being run over by a truck, to being shot.

So the definition is: Move asshole or you will need medical care.

Gangway or sick bay motherfucker!

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Sick 'n tired

When you have become so tired of something/someone, that it is making you sick. Something that mothers often say to their misbehaving, ill-mannered children.

Mother: Tony, I am so sick 'n tired of your shit lying all over, that it has made me sick to the point of vomiting in last nights casserole. I just dressed it with ketchup, so fuck you!

wicked sick

Wicked Sick Is Usually A Mostyn. :O

'Omg He's Wicked Sick!'
'Don't you mean he's a Mostyn?'
'No.'

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e sick

When someone who is sick complains about it on the internet and causes others to be sick a few days later, even though they have never actually seen that person in real life.

Karen got me e sick when she complained monday and I felt sick on thursday!

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