Smoking Hymen

When you are giving oral sex to a female that is still a virgin.

Hey dude, remember that high school hottie that snuck into our party? I totally gave her the smoking hymen.

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Get Smoked

A sentence my friend uses way too often.

Me: Dang I died in this game
My Friend: lmao Get Smoked

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smoke a shoe

Lingo for smoking something illegal

ya'll ever heard of smoke a shoe?

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smoke broker

Your friend who always has a smoke you can bum when you're fiending for a drag, but you got nothin for puffin.

"Hey Carl man, can I bum a smoke?"
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."

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grave smoking

The act of sucking a penis, in a quiet dark area.

Hey girl I just met a guy and grave smoked him in the closet. I am a pro at grave smoking

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smoking sponge

Smoking sponge: when you smoke a cigarette down to the filter

'Throw that cigarette , you're smoking sponge'

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smoke the boss

a reference to someone receiving a blowjob, generally asked in a question, usually asked when enquiring after a mate' first date...

Hey Ben, How did your date go last night?
Cool man.... she is really, really nice girl...
Did she smoke the boss?
Yep!! I told you... She's the slut.. BUUUNNNGGG...

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