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i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"

At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

by rahx April 8, 2015

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Pink Spiders

A gang that started up in Walnut, CA. There home turf is located on Amar street. You can find them hanging out at the arcade playing marvel vs. capcom 2 and guitar freaks. if you look at them, or even say a word they will kill with semi automatics which they carry in their lexus'. They are usually see driving lexus' typically IS series. They are usually wearing pink and carrying weapons. They are the most viscious gang in this area, and are spreading by rapid descent into the neighboring city, Chino Hills, CA

person 1:AYE Arlen its the pink spiders, they want your bapes RUN!!
person 2: may'ne wut da fuk is da pink spidaz, youz lieing
person 1: when they peel off your skin and hang you and steal your bapes, dont come crying to me.
Person 2: AHHHHHH THEY PEELIN' MAH SKIN DAWG.

by Al phonse Elric September 2, 2006

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Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

by Psykram May 12, 2010

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big fuck off spider

A spider so big it makes you think to yourself fuck that.

There is a big fuck off spider up there fuck this I'm out

by hgddbjyfxsgjigxdgjkff February 24, 2017


Spider-Man: No Way Home

It's a movie you better NOT spoil.

The highly-anticipated, Spider-Man: No Way Home, is coming to theatres on December 17th!

... But, with every other good movie, there's always gonna be a troll to ruin everything. Let's NOT do that, okay?

by deflated December 16, 2021

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Sri Lankan spider hold

The Sri Lankan spider hold is a finishing move you use to absolutely fuck someone up in a street showing no mercy and absolute precision.

This trick is a highly dangerous manoeuvre used by only idiots

Did you see joel preform that Sri Lankan spider hold he fucked that kid up

by Bigboi647 May 28, 2020


We're not here to fuck spiders

A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.

Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.

"Do you want another beer?"
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate!"

by Johntom March 26, 2008

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