A word meant to be taekwondo but misheard by Andrew Schulz
Figured y'all would want to know what tech window is,it means nothing
A competitive activity in which players battle their computer science knowledge to complete tasks as fast as possible.
At the time I was a competitor and coach of Tech Window.
A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless
A tech-support is often a company in india who try to scam you
microsoft tech-support, how may i help you?
hi i need help with my pc, my porn wont open
Tech support is an indian man who fixes your computer and has a lot of ligma. I'm sorry tech support but you have excess ligma in your body. You also get trolled very often and you are a scammer. Sorry! I don't want to get scammed!
OMG... I just got scammed by someone....
Who was the scammer? John? Tohn?
No, but TECH SUPPORT scammed me.
Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.
Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.
"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"
"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."
A technical college full of nothing but beer drinking rednecks that party all night every night and fight over pussy because there’s not much to get around there
Person one “Hey let’s go to linn tech”
Person two “sure I could use a good blackout drunk”