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when your banging a chick and you insert freshly cooked bacon into her anus causing exciting stinging feeling. (because of the hot jumping grease) this can also be used as revenge on a man who has told you to get back in the kitchen, also put into his anus.
dude did you "stinky bacon" her with all that left over meat?
When your wife or partner starts a batch of bacon in the skillet and runs off to do some other chore and orders you to "keep an eye on the bacon" and you are stranded at the stove.
Dad can you help me with my homework? Not right now, your mom has me on bacon watch.
A police officer.
Variation of 'pig'.
Singular: strip of bacon, pig, oinker
Plural: bacon, pork, pigs, oinkers
Watch out! There's a strip of bacon up ahead with a radar gun and he'll write you a speeding ticket if you don't slow down.
cool, tight, of an auspicious nature...Awesome
Oh my gosh...that science final was soooo not bacon in barcelona
when a cop is fat, lazy, and just doesn't give a shit.
the cop that pulled me over spoke out of the speaker phone, and let me go even though he saw me stuff the bloody body in my trunk. i said to my friend later "today i was totally pulled over by a bacon cop!"
Hard as a Motherfucker
aka H.A.M.
Kanye: where u wanna eat jigga?
Jay-Z: waffle house. we goin canadian bacon.
When a fat or obese man masturbates.
If I hadn't eaten that last donut, I'd be shakin' bacon right now.