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A Statement proclaiming somebody has either been:
A) Not drinking enough
B) Used as sarcasm in the sense that they are already way too hammered.
Guy: "Come on you pussy drive 'er into you"
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When you go down your street and black people are in a kitty pool so you whip out your dick and cum in the pool.
I did a counciltucky drive-by today, now they wanna kill me!
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Something you use to stash you're collection of Child Porn
Im Gonna save some pictures of my child on my Flash Drive
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the raised impressions on the keypas of a drive-thru ATM that allows a blind person to navigate the user options of this machine.
Why do ATM's have drive by braille, blind people don't drive!
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There are five words beginning with "O" that you must avoid while driving. Failure to avoid them WILL eventually result in disaster.
-Old
-Ovaries
-Oriental
-Out of town
-On the phone
The 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my Ferarri. I am distraught, but I have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the Five O's of Driving and I did not immediately leave the area.
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Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.
Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.
"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive." (Swings)
- G.W. Bush
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to masterbate
G.chav : A yo where's Ray Jiga?
Arly: He said he is helping his mom...
G.chav : Hmmm so he's driving stick shift
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