one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!
i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!
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When both of your uncles put you on the spitroast.
I dread the holidays because i have to do the South Dakota Square Dance
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it when you think you have got less than nothing
bob-hey joe what do you think got in that test
joe-the square root of fuck all
bob-same man
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a queer yellow ambisexual sponge that lives in the sea with a starfish and a squid with only 6 legs (squids have 10 btw)
<you> you're such a sponge bob
<me> whatever, don't take it out on me just 'cause your mum's an ambi.
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Another term for stupid or idiot
โPaul here, letโs just say he puts the cylinder in the square holeโ
A method of measuring liberalism. A high amount of Starbucks within a square mile of an area means that it is very liberal.
Person 1: Is Arlington, Virginia conservative?
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile