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horse trainer

Someone who solves problems you never knew existed in ways that will blow your mind.

"Why did that horse trainer throw a ball that looks like it's from Rocket League at the horse?"
"idk bro"

by UnixTM December 28, 2022


flying horse

Another term used used for anal sex

'Fancy a quickie Dierdre?'
'Sorry Ken, I'm up on blocks, it'll have to be the flying horse'.

by Yorkshire puddin February 23, 2016


Rocking Horse

An old device for entertaining children in the shape of a horse. The child sits on the body of the wooden horse and rocks quickly back and forth. If there are two children in the same room, they hold a competition of who can stay on through the most violent rocking. Bonus points if you get thrown over the front.

The boy played on the rocking horse in his nursery, somehow defying its design and not flinging himself over the front
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth

by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023


horse jacky

Someone who rides a horse cock

Jacey Good rode like a horse Jacky

by (====8 June 20, 2019


Cum horse

A Cum horse generally describes a promiscuous female who enjoys semen. She is known to have had many partners of all shapes, sizes and colors. She also contains the ability to sleep standing up like a horse.

Lori is a cum horse.

by Lewrd methane May 21, 2021


horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.

"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018


Punch the Horse

to make something go faster

I was almost late to class the other day. My teacher told me to punch the horse or I would be late one day.

by Sistr Chuck June 10, 2011